Question #1: "Do you feel like an old person yet?"
Question #2: "Can I see some I.D.?"
Question #3: "It’s pretty big. Do you want me to cut it in half?"
Question #4: "What’s a hodad?"
“In 1969, Byron and Virginia Hardin began serving the
first location was located on the beach at the end of Santa Monica Avenue in Ocean Beach. In 1991, after several moves, Hodad's opened at its present location in the heart of Ocean Beach's Newport Avenue. Hodad's is now owned by second generation Burgermeister Mike "Boss Man" Hardin and long time friend Teri Rhodes” (from the restaurant’s web site).
“No shirt, no shoes, no problem! ...Hodad’s has now expanded into a burger empire by serving their own signature but simple baskets of burgers, fries, onion rings and milk shakes.
Oh! That weed.
As Emily Litella on SNL used to say: “Never mind.”
You walk through the doors and are blinded by the plethora of license plates covering every space on the walls and the numerous surf boards hanging from the ceiling.
When we saw the VW bus front seat, we thought that would be the perfect seat from which to enjoy a burger. However, the
We took a seat at an open high top; I looked around and noticed that other than the three of us (our friend Tom Goldman, Chuck, and I) no one seemed to be over thirty. Thus my question to Tom: “Do you feel like an old person yet?” (Number One)
I decided to live large and order a beer with my dinner. When I asked our server for a Negra Modelo, she looked at me and asked: “Can I see some ID?” (Number Two)
Taken aback, I looked at her and responded: “You are kidding, aren’t you?” It seems that they card everyone. In a way, this makes sense. If the kids with fake IDs see an old lady being carded,
The menu is very short. In the place where the burger reigns, you can also get a Veggie Burger, a B.L.T., a tuna sandwich, and a grilled cheese sandwich. As sides, you can order fries, onion rings, and “frings” – an order of half fries and half onion rings.
Oh, the menu also lists “All You Can Eat - $100.00.”
But it was to be burgers for the three of us. And let me tell you about Hodad’s unique spin on the bacon cheeseburger. Not content to just slap some bacon on the grill, Mike Hardin first parboils the bacon strips and, after they have softened and rendered some fat, arranges a few slices in a circular pattern on the flat top where they fry to a crisp deliciousness. This way, every bite of burger gets you a bite of bacon. Heaven on a bun.
The burgers come in three sizes – miniature, single, and double – and come dressed with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, mayo,
And, as an adjunct to this fatty unhealthiness, we shared an
Anyone who thinks that this place is all gimmicks would be dead wrong. The onion rings were thicker than we normally like, but under the ultra crisp coating lie tender rings of mellow and sweet onion. The twice-cooked fries (somewhat smaller than a steak fry) were perfect with a crisp grease-free exterior and with a steamy and moist interior.
And the burgers were extraordinary. Chuck, with his basic burger, was reminded of the ones he would order at the former Goodnoe’s Dairy Bar in Newtown, PA. Flavored by nothing but a well seasoned flattop, this was a burger elevated to stratospheric deliciousness.
(As an aside--when the topping are on the bottom of the burger do they then become bottomings?)
I don’t know what our friend Tom thought about our big night out in Ocean Beach, but Chuck and I have declared Hodad’s to be a keeper and award it our ultimate 5.0 Addie score.
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